Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Today's Daily Quiz: September 5, 2007

Should the Supreme Court's five extreme right-wing justices be forced to wear clown costumes in place of the traditional black robes given their performance over the past year?

Previous DQ: A recent poll shows that 1/5 of Americans can't find the United States on a map. Why is this?
Answer (thanks to Lilith): I'll bet they could if Ryan Seacrest pointed it out on a map every week for 3 years, and Zac Ephon had it tattooed onto his forehead.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, they should be forced to wear jackets with the emblems of their Corporate sponsors, like Nascar.

11:48 AM  
Blogger Lilith said...

score!

11:49 AM  
Blogger Lilith said...

Actually, they should be made to wear their real outfits - that of Those who are Ring-Wraiths.

11:53 AM  
Blogger Mike Rappaport said...

Actually, you're all missing the point.

Forget the black robes.

Forget the clown outfits.

All five -- Long Dong Silver included -- should wear snow-white robes and pointed head covers in honor of their true affiliation.

3:39 PM  
Anonymous stogoe said...

Why don't we combine both mike's idea and the sponsorship idea?

6:09 AM  

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