David Broder Says End Is Near For Democrats

Washington, D.C. - In his latest column in the Washington Post, David Broder, the so-called dean of the White House press corps, declares that the Democratic Party is in its final throes and will soon go the way of the Dodo bird.

Broder does offer one sign of possible salvation for the Democratic Party, especially for those currently serving in Congress. His suggestion is to immediately denounce any policy that benefits the poor and middle class and to also agree to limit the ability of Black citizens to cast their votes. In addition, Broder also thinks that Democrats should agree with President Bush and the Republican Party that the Constitution is no longer valid in these modern times and that democracy is vastly overrated. Otherwise, Broder warns, "The end is near for Democrats."