The Onion Picks Up 4 Month Old Assimilated Press Story
New York, New York - Assimilated Press learned today that the Onion has picked up an Assimilated Press story on the banning of evolution in Kansas. The original story from Assimilated Press published almost five months ago can be read here. The more verbose Onion version of the story published last week can be read here.
Assimilated Press takes it as a great accomplishment that with its extremely limited resources it was able to get its star investigative reporter on the scene in Kansas to break the story months before any of its major competitors had it. Assimilated Press will continue to provide this quality coverage of the news so that readers can rest assured that when something is happening that they need to know, they will get the story here first.