Ken Starr Caught Selling Pornography To Support Drug Habit
Toledo, Ohio - Police in Toledo today arrested former Special Prosecutor Ken Starr for possession of crack cocaine and the selling of pornography to a minor. The incident occurred shortly after midnight in an abandoned warehouse frequented by addicts and prostitutes. A plain clothes detective witnessed Starr selling hardcore photos of Britney Spears to an adolescent shortly before he purchased a small quantity of crack cocaine from a known dealer.
As Starr was taken into custody he pleaded with the officers to let him go and said that he had powerful friends who would take care of them if they cooperated. Detective Allen, one of the arresting officers, said "Starr freaked out when we put the handcuffs on him. He was offering us money and telling us that he was close friends with President Bush and Vice President Cheney and that we would be rewarded if we just let him go. Of course, we didn't know who he was when we cuffed him. To us, he was just another junkie going down."
A few hours after being taken into custody, Starr was released on bail and immediately entered a rehabilitation center. His only comment to reporters was that he hoped people wouldn't judge him too harshly for selling pornography to a minor because he "was only doing it to support his crack habit."