Prominent Americans Tied To Terrorists

During its January 19 program the television show Fox and Friends revealed that presidential contender Barak Obama’s middle name is Hussein. This alerted the American public that Obama, whose last name sounds eerily similar to Osama, may actually be a terrorist.

Assimilated Press investigative reporting has unearthed the striking fact that President George Walker Bush shares the same middle name as John Walker Lindh, “the American Taliban”, a known enemy combatant captured in Afghanistan. While terrorist ties between the two Walker men have not yet conclusively been established, at a recent public appearance G. Walker Bush was seen being escorted by armed law enforcement agents and surrounded by heavy security.

The White House, when questioned, declined to comment on the President’s middle name, fueling speculation that there may be compromising family ties between the American Taliban and the American President. The White House also declined to comment on whether G. Walker Bush had any part in J. Walker Lindh’s transfer from a Los Angeles prison to The Federal Transfer Center, an administrative facility in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, a city known for terrorist activity.

Former President George Herbert Walker Bush, father of the current president, held a press conference today regarding the name Walker. Mr. Bush began the conference by saying, “When Barbara and I named young George, the middle name thing, it seemed like a good idea at the time.” The former President then appeared to be overcome with emotion and was led away from the microphone, weeping. A Bush family spokesman hastily concluded the press conference.

Written for Assimilated Press by roving reporter pinko.