Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Justice Scalia Is Exxon Mobil's Employee Of The Year

For the second straight year, Exxon Mobil, the world's largest oil company, presented Supreme Court Justice Anton Scalia with it's venerated Employee of the Year Award. In addition to a beautiful solid gold statue of an oil derrick, Scalia will also receive four million dollars in a secret Swiss bank account and the continuing use of the Exxon Mobil corporate jet for free vacations for his entire family to the destination of his choosing.

In accepting his award, Scalia said, "I am gratified to once again be recognized as employee of the year by a company that has supported me in every way possible. That is why I have pledged my complete allegiance to Exxon Mobil and have sworn to protect it against all enemies, foreign and domestic."

Previous winners of Exxon Mobil's Employee of the year Award include President George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, and the entire editorial board of the Wall Street Journal.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's good to know that some of the Supremes are guarding somebody's interests.

In a related news story, they kicked Rep. Jim McDermott to the curb the other day.

Facsism=1, Freedom=0.


10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol, XOM is up 2% today. I hope they get more justices so the stock price can climb higher :)

1:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does,nt that mean that judge scalais has to step down like alito judge of the supreme court isnt or would that be called bribery on exxon valdez

8:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mayeb thats why exxonmobile complains to much is because there always paying somebody off instead what they should

12:50 PM  

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