Democratic Party No Longer Exists
Washington, D.C. - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, with the backing of Senator Jay Rockefeller and many other Democrats, today agreed with President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney that America is no longer a nation of laws and that those with money and access are free to commit any criminal activity as long as they have the prerequisite financial resources to buy amnesty from congress.
Said Reid, "Our complete obedience to President Bush and Vice President Cheney and our disregard for the rule of law, the system of checks and balances and the Constitution itself, makes the Democratic Party irrelevant. Therefore, I am today acknowledging what everyone already realizes. The Democratic Party is dead. However, we will stay here in congress so that we can continue to pick up our checks from transnational corporations and also get that great free healthcare we voted for ourselves. As for the American people, they can go fuck themselves for all I care."