Monday, December 11, 2006

CNN Hires Neo-Nazi & Former KKK Imperial Wizard David Duke

Atlanta, Georgia - In an effort to bolster their appeal to conservative viewers and also increase their ratings at the expense of Fox News, CNN announced today that they have hired former Ku Klux Klan Imperial Wizard and present day neo-Nazi David Duke as an on-air commentator. He will be joining Glenn Beck and William Bennett who together with Duke have also been chosen by CNN to represent their corporate face to the American public.

In presenting this addition to their programming schedule, Jim Walton, president of CNN Worldwide, said "David Duke, Glenn Beck and William Bennett are the future of CNN and the direction we see as providing the greatest opportunities for our shareholders. Quite simply, it's time to face reality. Objective reporting of the news is dead. It's been dying for a long time and today we finally pulled the plug and took it off life support. The formula for success in this business is opinion and the rawer and rougher the better. Nobody watches television for facts or information anymore. They want their shows to be a contact sport. They want controversy, fights, winners and losers. Polarization may be bad for society but it's great for ratings and that's what we aim to deliver."

On his first appearance as a commentator for CNN, David Duke will be broadcasting live from the Reichstag in Berlin where he will talk about immigration and the preservation of America as a white Christian nation of European ancestry.


Anonymous Democracy4U2 said...

Thanks Virt for another great report. You are able to get the interviews no one else can. Stunning quotes from CNN's president!

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This nation has two years to figure out that the greatest evil facing America is out of control corporate power. The audacity of CBS hiring fascist David Duke is just one example of what is transpiring under the sleeping public's radar.

3:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This just can't be true. Somebody made a mistake.

10 minutes ago on CNN they showed Duke in Iran speaking for the anti-Holocaust summit and projected him as a nutbag (which he is). They're not going to hire him.

4:12 PM  
Blogger greeseyparrot said...

Jeez, give 'em a break would ya?!
What with the recent passing of both Jeane Kirkpatrick and Pinochet, along with the fact that Satan's contract with FOX doesn't expire for another two years, it's not like they had much choice; they had to have someone fer criminy's sake.

10:18 AM  
Anonymous The Male Amazon said...

I suppose next, Glenn Beck, David Duke, and Bill O'Reilly will form the Television Nazi Party, round up Keith Olbermann, put him in a concentration camp, and after 30 days, if he refuses to kiss Nazi ass, they'll give him a "Zyklon-B Shower".

Scary as hell!

8:20 AM  

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