Saturday, May 12, 2007

Supreme Court To Open New Branch In Houston

Houston, Texas - The Supreme Court of the United States announced today that they will be opening a new branch in Houston, Texas later this summer in order to meet the needs of their most prized clients, Halliburton and Exxon Mobil.

Commenting on this decision, Chief Justice John Roberts said, "We do a lot of work for Halliburton and Exxon Mobil so we want to have close access to their headquarters so our clerks and their legal staffs can work together to draft our opinions. This will greatly increase our efficiency while removing the unnecessary inconvenience and burden the Washington location places on these important clients.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to see certain Justices, along with members of the current administration, moved to the bottom of the Marianas Trench. I'm sure they'd be just as valuable to society working from there as they are in their current location.

6:09 PM  

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