Sunday, July 22, 2007

Bush Declares Martial Law on (fill in date & time)

America (previously known as the land of the free and home of the brave) - In preparation for the eventual declaration of martial law that is widely expected sometime before January 2009, the Bush administration recently released an executive order in which President Bush gave himself the power to seize the assets of any American citizen he feels is interfering with his policy in Iraq. This asset seizure includes bank accounts, property and all personal belongings.

With this latest unprecedented maneuver to silence critics and keep allies in line, Bush has alarmed even die hard conservative Republicans such as Bruce Fein and Paul Craig Roberts who feel all but certain that, in an attempt to maintain power and avoid prosecution, both President Bush and Vice President Cheney will find or fabricate a reason to institute martial law before the next administration is scheduled to assume office.

It is expected that all of the major media outlets will continue to work in coordination with the Bush administration in much the same manner they helped to promote and cosponsor the war in Iraq. With the Supreme Court already acting in complete unison with Karl Rove and the Republican party and the ineffectual responses from the Democrats in Congress who are still learning what it means to be an opposition party, it would appear that the United States is well on its way to becoming a post-democratic form of authoritarian rule.

Therefore, Assimilated Press has decided to sponsor a contest, The Bush Martial Law Lottery. Simply choose the date and time you believe President George W. Bush will formally declare martial law and suspend what is left of the Constitution. Also, feel free to provide any additional comments along with your lottery answer (all in the comments section please). The winner of The Bush Martial Law Lottery will receive the acknowledgment and praise of their freedom-loving peers.

Martial law and the suppression of dissent doesn't have to be a complete downer. Let's have some fun as we watch our Constitution disappear in the sunset.

Everyone is invited to participate except President Bush, Vice President Cheney and their immediate family members.


Anonymous Erika said...

I predict that martial law will be declared during the half-time of the next SuperBowl and it will be sponsored by Budweiser.

8:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Erika said...
I predict that martial law will be declared during the half-time of the next SuperBowl and it will be sponsored by Budweiser.

Next step will be free beer for ''REPUGNANT CONS ONLY.

7:25 AM  
Anonymous BananaPhishZero said...

Christmas day 2008... Georgies special little gift to Amurica. The gift that keeps on giving us heartburn.

7:38 AM  
Anonymous GeorgiaBlue said...

It is going to be hard to get the precise time and date because the declaration of martial law will be classified as top secret. First indication will be when you are stopped and asked for your papers when travelling after the curfew.

3:01 PM  
Anonymous pinko said...

Like georgiablue"s comment. But, I think that martial law will be declared after a "false flag" (manufactured) attack by "terrorists" who are actually working for the American government. It will be our Gulf of Tonkin, and the sinking of the Battleship Maine all rolled into one. It will happen sometime late Ocotber, the very essence of the "October surprise". Then, quoting Lincoln "don't swtich horses in midstream" and noting that FDR served more than 2 terms and that was also in times of war and that the Founders never stipulated that there were term limits on the Presidential office, the elections will be "postponed" for a while; then "postponed" a while longer, then, since the normal elections are just a couple or so years away and "we don't want to mess up the 4-year election process that has served America so well" they'll be postponed until 2012. Just in time for event to "happen."

These people are not going without a fight and they fight very,very dirty.

All the Executive Orders are already in place - check out the governments own website. They don't need Congressional ratification. They are all just quietly sitting there, waiting for the right moment.

And the military can't cause a coup - they are overseas.

We are in deep, deep trouble people. And, that's not a joke or a snide remark or a paranoid fantasy.

The German Socialist Party (aka Nazis) never once had a majority - that didn't stop them from seizing power.

I'm going to stock up on old-fashioned carbon paper and see if I can find an old roller-drum ditto machine: at least they can't be traced.

And, make friends with your CB radio pals - sure they're dorky, but they are hard to trace too.

The internet is simple to trace to the user.

6:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nixon had his CREEP, so I've been trying to figure out what acrynym to use for the gang trying to declare bu$h President For Life?


9:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I predict the third pearl harbor will happen on August 17th, 2007, and martial law will be declared August 19th, 2007, or any combination of the two. I may have it backwards.

But seriously, sometime around then.

9:51 PM  
Anonymous sigw said...

I Ching implies a 2009 hit,Ouija in May 2009,magic 8 ball says Xmas this year, but put me down for the 3rd week in August on account of somebody beat me to the 17th.That would be 2007.

11:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is definitely coming! And with media attempts to make torture appealing pity the american citizen who stands up for their freedom and liberty.

I reckon it will happen sometime before the end of his presidency and it will happen due to a manufactured terrorist attack concerning bio-warfare. Something similar to his administrations anthrax attacks in the days after 9/11.

Mass hysteria and mass detentions in the Haliburton constructed concentration camps for all those who oppose him. Torture permitted as we already know.

I am not American but such a move by the Bush Administration and the hidden military/corporate/fundamentalist entities who already dictate his policy, will have immense implications for the whole world. So your inaction now to prevent this from happening will effect us all greatly.

The fate of everyone rests with the US public grasping power back from this mad administration.

4:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it will come about through recession and will happen fairly shortly. I'd say towards the end of his rule.

Just look at the state of the US Dollar at the moment and the administration are doing very little to try and improve the situation.

You also have the sub-prime mortgage crisis which is still to be felt.

You would think Bush and his cronies would be worried about this or are things turning out exactly how they want them to?

4:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It will come in Early - Mid October. He does not want Obama to be president. And it seems like whoever is the democratric candidate will win the election.

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

July 17th 2008 after a large disaster.

5:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beth said....
October 21st or 22nd. Two weeks before the election....

12:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Friday September 26 after the dollar is declared insolvent, or over the weekend (9/27,9/28).

8:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm. Around the time BETH mentioned (Oct. 15-20 to be exact) for the first time in our history as a nation our own military will be conducting specific martial law exercises across the USA. This will be part of Vigilant Guardian '08 and utilizes the talents of war-hardened Iraq war vets who spent the last 35 months going door to door eliminating threats to Iraqs' security.

I will be in my closet until Feb. '09.

9:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If & when it happens, will be on a early Monday morning. When you wake up, they will tell you all store and banks are closed. My guess, if it comes to pass, will be Dec. 15, or Dec. 29, 2008.

Governments always close banks on a monday, if something is coming down.

Pull as much money out on Friday am and Friday night, on the ATM, or just draw out what you can afford. Put back in Monday, if needed, if the banks are not shut down. Keep 10 or more gal of gas on hand and as much food as you can afford to store. Can food will last 2 + yrs. Tuna in oil will last 15 + yrs. Quick oats, beans, and other dry foods up to 30+ yrs. Have your ammo supplies too, as with ott it, you may not be able to keep your food. DO NOT WAIT, DO IT TODAY.


Have a happy Thanksgiving :-)


9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dec 22nd,2008 still no Martial Law in place. I don't think it's going to happen when Bush is in place, however I do believe it will happen when Obama takes office which will cause mass riots due to racial reasons which then in turn will cause martial law to be set in motion. GOD HELP US ALL!

3:49 PM  
Anonymous deaner91587 said...

meh, god never helped stop state funded violence before! don't expect him to step in for this sick and corrupt empire.

March 3rd, 2009.
- bank run, rioting
- U.S. forces arrest and detain citizens

9:02 AM  

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