Saturday, March 31, 2007

Supreme Court Honors Benito Mussolini

Washington, D.C. - The United States Supreme Court led by Chief Justice Roberts and Justices Scalia, Alito, Thomas and Kennedy, today took an unscheduled holiday and attended a special service in order to honor the memory of Benito Mussolini who the five justices called the embodiment of what a leader should be. Throughout the event they were glowing in their praise of the man known as Il Duce referring to him as the person in history they most admire.

Speaking for all five justices, Antonin Scalia said, "Benito Mussolini is never far from our thoughts as justices of the Supreme Court. He guides every decision we make as though he were watching over our shoulders. Still, our goal of creating an America in the image of Mussolini has been difficult. Fortunately, when we installed Dick Cheney and George W. Bush in the White House we advanced this cause greatly but we still have a long way to go."

At the conclusion of the Mussolini memorial service all five justices were flown on one of Exxon Mobil's corporate jets for a fun filled holiday in Aruba where the corporate giant rewarded them for being Exxon Mobil's employees of the year.


Anonymous Erika said...

Mussonlini would be proud of Scalia and his gang of five.

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Blogger Diana said...

Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini (July 29, 1883 – April 28, 1945) was the prime minister of Italy from 1922 until 1943, when he was overthrown. He established a Fascist regime that valued nationalism, militarism and anti-communism combined with strict censorship and state propaganda. Mussolini became a close ally of German dictator Adolf Hitler, whom he influenced. Mussolini entered World War II in June 1940 on the side of Nazi Germany. Three years later, sportsbook, the Allies invaded Italy and occupied most of southern Italy. In April 1945, Mussolini attempted to escape to Switzerland, only to be captured and killed near Lake Como by partisans. His body was brought to Milan where it was hung upside down at a petrol station for public viewing and confirmation of his demise.

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