Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Bush Repeals Emancipation Proclamation & 15th Amendment

Washington, D.C. - In the latest move by the Republican Party to prevent Black voters from participating in elections, President Bush today announced that he had repealed both the Emancipation Proclamation and the Fifteenth Amendment by signing an executive order that had been authored by his chief political adviser, Karl Rove. The repeal is slated to take effect shortly before the 2008 presidential and congressional elections.

Speaking about his latest plan to prevent minorities from casting their votes, Karl Rove said "The Republican Party has long been opposed to allowing Blacks and other minorities to vote. In the past we have put in place obstacles and used intimidation to prevent large numbers of them from voting. With this executive order we have removed a major problem to our goal of a permanent Republican majority."

After Rove spoke, President Bush then added his own comment by saying, "America was created by God with the idea bein' that only white landowners would be able to vote. If that's what God and the Foundin' Fathers wanted, then that's what we are going to have."

Weighing in on the issue several hours later, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia said, "What the President stated earlier today is a fact. The doctrine of Original Intent, which I strongly believe in, states that only white landowners can vote. That is why I stopped the recount in the Florida 2000 presidential election. I wasn't about to let a few thousand Black voters decide who the next president of the United States was going to be. That decision had to be in the hands of a rich white landowner like me."

Sources inside the White House have told Assimilated Press that the next group of citizens to be disenfranchised will be women when Bush repeals the Nineteenth Amendment .

6 Comments:

Anonymous What said...

I guess this means that Jeb Bush is the next president of the US.

10:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, it would be a _good_ thing if America returned to the type of voting we originally had: Free, white, land-owning, males could vote. Others could not.

It is right and proper to have things that way because males vote with logic while females vote emotion. One need only look at the "nanny state" we have nowadays to realize the terrible impact that women voting has had on this nation. I agree: take the vote away from women.

As for non-land owners, they shouldn't vote either. Land owners have a true stake in what's best for the country. The landless do not.

As for blacks voting. . . . well. . . . It is ridiculous to allow sub-human primates a vote. Whether you believe that man was created by God or you believe in evolution, wither way, blacks are lower. In the Bible, God refers to them as "beasts of the field." In evolution, well, the proof is there for all to see on their own.

Blacks are mostly (not all) sub-human primate types.

Radio host Hal Turner says this all the time and I agree with him.

As for

1:18 PM  
Anonymous Erika said...

Anonymous, are you for real or are you just an example of pre-evolutionary man? I'm guessing your knuckles are bruised from dragging on the ground all day long.

9:05 AM  
Blogger Just My Thoughts said...

I am going to say this about the anon comment. If that was not a joke then this person should be taken out and shot. We spent a lot of lives during the Civil war and the reconstruction to rid ourselves of this sort of ignorance and stupidity.
My thoughts are that we should not re-start this kind of crap.
If one wants to talk sub-human primate this anon poster should be considered the poster person for the "cause" of idiot.
Screw this individual. They are invited to kiss my White American ass.
Oh yeah and I am a landowner too. So that's total bullshit.
Every Citizen has the right to vote and that is the way it should be. Some of the "White Land owners" I know are the biggest assholes I have ever met. It seems they only want to keep people down so they can make money off of their labor.
This begs the inquiry, just what the hell is wrong here?
Fuck you anon and your fucking stupid shitbox family. I really hate idiots.

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i was once told Scarsam was the highest form of humor and few understood it.....
Not that i defend what was said but he/ she has a right to say it

6:04 AM  
Anonymous Mountain Man said...

Here's a suggestion for commenters. Select an identity for yourself so that you can be addressed by that name. If there is more than one anonymous, it's hard to tell who's who. If it's too hard to think of a name just use a number, for example, "Anonymous 1".
Also, the first anonymous has to be a joke. I can't believe someone could be that ignorant and be able to use a computer, let alone read and write.

2:04 PM  

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