Federalist Society Infection Spreads To US Attorneys

Washington, D.C. - Assimilated Press has learned that in spite of the escalating scandal over the US Attorneys terminated for failing to use their positions to illegally further the consolidation of power into the hands of the Republican Party, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales today bragged to close friends that he had accomplished his goal and that the plan that he, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove and President Bush had concocted was already too advanced to stop.

Sources in the Justice Department and White House have leaked details of the plan to Assimilated Press. The plan was straight forward, simple and depended entirely on having a Republican Congress in control for the last six years during which time the White House and Justice Department were able to operate without any oversight as they put in place political operatives from the Federalist Society in virtually all of the most powerful and sensitive positions in government, including the federal courts and US Attorney's Office.

Said Gonzoles to his closest associates, "Did you ever see the movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Well, that's what we've done. The pods are in place and no one can stop us now."

To reflect the changes in the Justice Department, the new motto of the US Attorney's Office is "All hail the Republican Party. They are our masters and we are at their service."