Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Scooter Libby Gets His Own Show At Fox News

Washington, D.C. - Convicted felon Scooter Libby has been hired by Fox News to host a new game show immediately following Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity. The show is called I Beg Your Pardon and the premise is simple. On every show a group of Republican congressmen or senators who have been convicted of one or more serious felonies involving an abuse of power or betrayal of their oath of office will publicly plead for a full presidential pardon from President Bush.

Contestants will be judged on their presentation, showmanship and, most important of all, loyalty to President Bush and the Republican Party. At the end of each show, the contestant who impresses the panel of judges the most will be rewarded with a full presidential pardon and a lucrative book deal from one of Rupert Murdoch's publishing companies.

The panel of judges will be made up of Republican Party stalwarts Ann Coulter, James Dobson, Geraldo Rivera and, of course, Vice President Dick Cheney.


Blogger Shimmy said...

It's only a matter of time till Cheney's eating wet food from a bowl on the kitchen floor!

But for now, we're stuck with the Dick Cheney Memorial Slum.

4:43 AM  
Anonymous blessingindisguise said...

Yes, the news is a laugh riot these days, isn't it? Good story :)

I hope this doesn't distract people from following Vermont's lead!!!

2:04 PM  
Anonymous pinko said...

from Entertainment News

What's best about the new show on Fox, "I Beg Your Pardon", is the heartwarming moment when the honor is passed to the newest American Pardonee.

In this week's episode, Elliot Abrams handed over his crown to Scooter Libby. The ceremonial passing of the crown was highlighted by touching and amusing clips of Elliot's own Christmas Eve pardon by President George H.W. Bush.

Elliot's words of wisdom to Scooter included a reminder that a conviction is no impediment to the determined American Pardonee. Elliot pointed out that he's now the current Deputy Assistant to the President and Deputy National Security Advisor for Global Democracy. To the cheers of the live audience, Scooter vowed that yes, he'd be back, just as soon as the next Republican takes the White House!

After receiving the crown Scooter walked down the runway in his bathing suit, carrying an armful of American Beauty roses.

His tears of joy and his words of appreciation to "The best boss, ever!Dick Cheney!" left not a dry eye in the house.

10:00 PM  
Anonymous pinko, with an update said...


Raw Story reported on the CIA torture camp in Poland today, March 07.

Assimilated Press reported this story on February 24.

Assimilated Press: your first source for the news you need to know! ;-)

10:20 PM  

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